Will Parkerson and John Sherwood --- Pizza
Libby's Cousin Will and Brother John, have teamed up to amaze Libby and Ziqi with their culinary expertise from their teenage years. Here they offer not just one, but two, variations on an Italian classic that the young men like to refer to as Pizza.
Pizza - Variation One
Call Dominos Pizza. (Speed dial #3.)
Be unavailable 29 minutes after ordering so someone else pays for it.
Pizza --- Variation Two
Take frozen pizza out of freezer.
Place pizza on pizza pan, leaving container on the counter.
Bake and consume.
Have dog lick up any crumbs on the floor.